Wolverine Trailer

'Nuff said.


X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE SD

Curt Clendenin is on the Web

Make sure you check out all his artwork, videos, and music. Curt is very talented and has inspired me in more ways than one.





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Funny Christmas Carol

New Spirit trailer

Staring a One Sam "I will mess you up!" Jackson.

How I Feel

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This place rings with echoes of
Lives once lived but now are lost
Time spent wondering about tomorrow
I don’t care if we lose it all tonight
Up in flames, burning bright
Warming the air of the world



“I don’t love you anymore” is all I remember you telling me
Never have I felt so cold
But I've no more blood to bleed
'Cause my heart has been draining into the sea



Steps, I take in your footsteps
Aren't getting me closer to what is left
Of the dreams of what I once claimed to know
Within my bones this resonates
Boiling blood will circulate
Could you tell me again what you did this for?



“I don’t love you anymore” is all I remember you telling me
Never have I felt so cold
But I've no more blood to bleed
'Cause my heart has been draining into the sea



Still I wait
With a hope inside of me (inside of me)
So still (so still) I wait (I wait)
Until again we meet
Until again we meet



Within my bones this resonates
Boiling blood will circulate
Could you tell me again what you did this for?



“I don’t love you anymore” is all I remember you telling me
Never have I felt so cold
But I've no more blood to bleed
'Cause my heart has been draining into the sea



Still I wait
With a hope (so still) inside of me (I wait)
So still (a hope) I wait (inside of me)



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New Star Trek Trailer

Click on the image and enjoy the newest trailer.

The song has Changed

I was inspired by Alkaline Trio this morning, so they are now the new song of the moment.

Song of the moment

Meh is in the Dictionary

Apathetic 'Meh' Enters Dictionary

LONDON (Nov. 16) - At least someone is excited about "meh."

The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers.

Publisher HarperCollins announced Monday the word had been chosen from terms suggested by the public for inclusion in the dictionary's 30th anniversary edition, to be published next year.

The origins of "meh" are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer suggests a day trip to his children Bart and Lisa.

"They both just reply 'meh' and keep watching TV," said Cormac McKeown, head of content at Collins Dictionaries.

The dictionary defines "meh" as an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring. Examples given by the dictionary include "the Canadian election was so meh."

The dictionary's compilers said the word originated in North America, spread through the Internet and was now entering British spoken English.

"This is a new interjection from the U.S. that seems to have inveigled its way into common speech over here," McKeown said. "Internet forums and e-mail are playing a big part in formalizing the spellings of vocal interjections like these. A couple of other examples would be 'hmm' and 'heh.'

You can credit or blame 'The Simpsons' for the rise of "meh." The expression grew in popularity after it was used during an episode in 2001.

People are Stupid

(CNN) -- He's kerpowed the Joker and put the Penguin on ice, but Batman faces a new adversary -- the mayor of an oil-producing Turkish town.

Huseyin Kalkan, leader of the city of Batman in southeastern Turkey, plans to sue Christopher Nolan, director of the latest Batman movie "The Dark Knight," for taking its name without consultation," according to media reports.

"The royalty of the name 'Batman' belongs to us... There is only one Batman in the world, " Hurriyet Daily News.com reported Kalkan as telling the Dogan news agency. "The American producers used the name of our city without informing us."

Kalkan, who represents the pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party, added that he decided to take action after someone suggested that the cash-strapped community needed more funds.

"We found this criticism right and started to look for legal possibilities of a case like that," Hurriyet Daily News.com reported.

Batman, which has a population of just under 250,000, is the provincial capital of the oil-rich Batman Province and lies close to the Batman River.

In recent years it has been hit by a series of female suicides and features in the novel "Snow" by Nobel prize-winner Orhan Pamuk.

"The Dark Knight" movie is based on the Batman comic-book character created in 1939 by Bob Kane.

Released by Warner Bros -- a sister company to Turner Broadcasting System, which owns CNN -- during the summer, "The Dark Knight" has now taken just under $1 billion worldwide, according to box-office Web site boxofficemojo.com, including $528.7 million from domestic ticket sales and $469 million from international receipts.

The film is also scheduled for re-release in January as part of an awards season push, with focus especially on supporting actor Heath Ledger, who played Joker and who died earlier this year.

Local newspaper Batman Cagdas has reported that several former residents of Batman living in Germany have had problems registering their business -- but Kalkan says he has no knowledge of the claims.

Lawyer Vehbi Kahveci, head of the Intellectual and Industrial Property Rights Commission of the Istanbul Bar, told Hurriyet Daily News.com that the "Batman" name was registered worldwide.

He added that the town had missed the timeframe during which it could complain about any infringement of its name.

Warner Bros said that it was only aware of the action through the media and had yet to be presented with any legal papers.

Captain America Film

Joe Johnston has signed on to direct Marvel Studios' First Avenger: Captain America, based on characters developed by Jack Kirby and Joe Simon. The film will be produced by Marvel Studios' President Kevin Feige. Executive Producers on the project are Louis D'Esposito, Stan Lee and Marvel Studios' Chairman David Maisel. Paramount Pictures will distribute First Avenger: Captain America worldwide. The film will come to theaters domestically on May 6, 2011.





Here's the official logline: In the early days of the Marvel Universe, Steve Rogers volunteers to participate in an experimental program that turns him into the Super Soldier known as Captain America.





Johnston is currently directing The Wolfman, which hits theaters on April 3. He is developing The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud. Johnston previously directed October Sky, Jumanji, Jurassic Park III, The Rocketeer and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Johnston won an Academy Award® in 1982 for Best Visual Effects for Raiders of the Lost Ark.





Marvel Studios most recently announced an agreement with Raleigh Studios to film each of its next four films at Raleigh’s facility in Manhattan Beach, CA which will include First Avenger: Captain America.

New Conan Film

The Hollywood Reporter says that Brett Ratner has weighed two high-profile projects the past few weeks: Paramount's fourth installment of the "Beverly Hills Cop" franchise and a 21st century take on "Conan" co-produced by Nu Image/Millennium and Lionsgate.





Ratner has now made his choice and is in final negotiations to direct Conan, which is aiming for a release in early 2010.





The trade says that Ratner jived to the Conan script by Joshua Oppenheimer and Thomas Dean Donnelly, who looked to Robert E. Howard's original pulp stories of the 1930s to create their take on the character. The writers are doing a quick polish to incorporate some of Ratner's ideas.





Joe Gatta and Avi Lerner of Millennium Films are producing, along with Paradox Entertainment president and CEO Fredrik Malmberg.





Millennium and Lionsgate are eyeing a potential franchise and envision a very R-rated approach in the $85 million budget range. Preproduction is under way for a shoot at Nu Image's Nu Boyana Studio in Bulgaria.





"The story opens on the battlefield where Conan is born and tells the origin story that sets the stage for what will be the first of multiple films," Lerner said.

Our Costumes

I was the Crimson Ghost (Misfits), Suz was Poison Ivy (Batman), Matt was The Joker (Batman).

AWESOME!

Click on the Image

MMSI Chicago Show

I won a Certificate of Merit in the Advanced Fantasy Category. Here are images of the Bust and the Certificate.

Song of the week

Lostprophets - Last Summer

WB Eyes Ryan Gosling for Green Lantern?

Latino Review is reporting the rumor that Ryan Gosling is Warner Bros. Pictures' first choice for Green Lantern. Gosling, most known for The Notebook, has also starred in recent pics like Lars and the Real Girl and Half Nelson. He received both an Oscar and Golden Globe nomination for the latter.



Greg Berlanti is attached to direct the studio's big screen adaptation, written by Marc Guggenheim, Michael Green and Berlanti.





The "Green Lantern" was created in 1940 by writer Bill Finger and artist Martin Nodell. Hal Jordan introduced in 1959, a second-generation test pilot, is an ordinary man who was given the power ring and battery (lantern) by a dying alien named Abin Sur. When Abin Sur's spaceship crashed on Earth, the alien used his ring to seek out an individual to take his place as Green Lantern: someone who was "utterly honest and born without fear."



No release date has been scheduled for the film.




from SuperHeroHype

Song of the Week

Sums it all up for me.

Craig Christ

Swear Words in All Star Batman

Earlier this week, comic shop owners were informed by DC Comics that if they received any copies of "All Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder" #10 they were to destroy them, and a replacement print would replace it shortly. Heidi MacDonald at The Beat had the scoop.



Babylon ran with some mobile phone photos of the offending pages, but LITG is updating now because we have the first scans of the objectionable content that got DC in all of a tizzy. And yes, I can see why. Certain examples of obscene language in the book were, as has happened in the title before, blacked out, sometimes with little bits of the letters sticking out to give a clue as to what they may have been.



Except in the printing process, the lettering was of a richer black that the bars, rendering the blacking out pointless. Here are the images in question, blow them up to your satisfaction...

For those not willing to squint (and look away now for bad language) the offending balloons read:



Hey-- you little CUNT--



FUCK me that little CUNT stole my board!



FUCK you twice, DICKWAD, you let a FUCKing little piece of jailbait



ASS steal your wheels...



...little jailbait CUNT's making us look bad... we cut her come on...



...sweet piece in sweet slices... tasty sliced booty the little CUNT...



And these ASSHOLES make a devil's fortune of it



Text every friend you've got, SHITheads--



Sell your poison somewhere else. This arcade belongs to the



FUCKing Batgirl.

That's What She Said

Current Song of the Moment

Hug a Developer Today

Green Lantern Movie!!!

Guggenheim Talks Green Lantern Script
Source:ComicCon.com
September 12, 2008




Almost a year ago it was announced that Greg Berlanti was set to direct the live-action take on DC Comics' Green Lantern, which he would write with Marc Guggenheim and Michael Green.



Now, Guggenheim has given ComicCon.com an update:



"I've been working my ass off on Green Lantern," he said, then laughed. "I'm ready for a weekend off. I really can't say too much about it. I've sworn a blood oath of secrecy. I will tell you it features Hal Jordan and is an incredibly faithful rendition of the character. It honors everything everyone loves about the hero. We approach it from a fan's perspective. Every step of the way, we ask ourselves what we want to see and what the fans will want to see. I think we have a script that will actually satisfy on those levels. Right now I'm just doing a rewrite for the studio with Greg [Berlanti] and Michael [Green]. We'll turn that in next week. We just keep moving forward. It's really good stuff!"



Green Lantern was created in 1940. Hal Jordan, a second-generation test pilot, is an ordinary man who has been charged with defending a sector of the universe.

Pink Floyd keyboardist Wright dies

Richard Wright, a founding member of the rock group Pink Floyd, died Monday. He was 65.


Pink Floyd's spokesman Doug Wright, who is not related to the artist, said Wright died after a battle with cancer at his home in Britain. He says the band member's family did not want to give more details about his death.


Wright met Pink Floyd members Roger Waters and Nick Mason in college and joined their early band, Sigma 6. Along with the late Syd Barrett, the four formed Pink Floyd in 1965.


The group's jazz-infused rock and drug-laced multimedia "happenings" made them darlings of the London psychedelic scene, and their 1967 album, "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," was a hit.


In the early days of Pink Floyd, Wright, along with Barrett, was seen as the group's dominant musical force. The London-born musician and son of a biochemist wrote songs and sang.


The band released a series of commercially and critically successful albums including 1973's "Dark Side of the Moon," which has sold more than 40 million copies. Wright wrote "The Great Gig In The Sky" and "Us And Them" for that album, and later worked on the group's epic compositions such as "Atom Heart Mother," "Echoes" and "Shine On You Crazy Diamond."


But tensions grew between Waters, Wright and fellow band member David Gilmour. The tensions came to a head during the making of "The Wall" when Waters insisted Wright be fired. As a result, Wright was relegated to the status of session musician on the tour of "The Wall," and did not perform on Pink Floyd's 1983 album "The Final Cut."


Wright formed a new band Zee with Dave Harris, from the band Fashion, and released one album, "Identity," with Atlantic Records.


Waters left Pink Floyd in 1985 and Wright began recording with Mason and Gilmour again, releasing the albums "The Division Bell" and "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" as Pink Floyd. Wright also released the solo albums "Wet Dream" (1978) and "Broken China" (1996).


In July 2005, Wright, Waters, Mason and Gilmour reunited to perform at the "Live 8" charity concert in London -- the first time in 25 years they had been onstage together.


Article from CNN. Click here.

New Guns N' Roses "Shackler's Revenge" from "Chinese Democracy"

Guns N' Roses released its newest song, "Shackler's Revenge," as an exclusive song for "Rock Band 2." Suposedly the song is on the much fabled "Chinese Democracy" record.


Here is a video of someone playing the song in "Rock Band 2."

An Airborne Toxic Event

Watch and be Inspired

Playing over and over in my head today

The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight lyrics




And it starts...
sometime around midnight
or at least that's when
you lose yourself
for a minute or two




As you stand...
under the barlights
and the band plays some song
about forgetting yourself for a while
and the piano's this melancholy soundcheck




to her smile
And that white dress she's wearing
you haven't seen her
for a while




But you know...
that she's watching
She's laughing, she's turning
she's holding her tonic like a crux
The room suddenly spinning
she walks up and asks how you are
so you can smell her perfume
you can see her lying naked in your arms




And so there's a change...
in your emotions
and all of these memories come rushing




like feral waves to your mind
of the curl of your bodies
like two perfect circles entwined
and you feel hopeless, and homelss
and lost in the haze
of the wine




And she leaves...
with someone you don't know
but she makes sure you saw her
she looks right at you and bolts
As she walks out the door
your blood boiling
your stomach in ropes
and when your friends say what is it
you look like you've seen a ghost




And you walk...
under the streetlights
and you're too drunk to notice
that everyone is staring at you
and you so care what you look like
the world is falling
around you




You just have to see her
You just have to see her
You just have to see her
You just have to see her
You just have to see her




and you know that she'll break you
in two

Be Inspired

Greg 'Craola' Simkins

Yatta (やった)

Yatta (やった) is a Japanese short form for "yarimashita", which translates to "(I/We) did it!", but can also have meanings of "okay!", "it's done!", "ready!", or "all right!". The word is frequently exclaimed by Hiro Nakamura, accompanied by his raised arms.


When Hiro learns he can turn back the flow of time, he runs through his office shouting "Yatta!". Later, Hiro and Ando are thrown out of a bar — Hiro excitedly tells Ando, "I tele-ported myself!" and throws his hands in the air. Finally, after teleporting to Manhattan, Hiro triumphantly exclaims the phrase in Times Square.

"Why So Serious?!"

Matt is on a softball league named, 'Why So Serious?'. This is the image of him from their Team Photo.

The Artists Life is Hard.

The crime that created Superman: Did fatal robbery spawn Man of Steel?

On the night of June 2, 1932, the world's first superhero was born — not on the mythical planet of Krypton but from a little-known tragedy on the streets of Cleveland.

It was Thursday night, about 8:10 p.m., and Mitchell Siegel, a Jewish immigrant from Lithuania, was in his secondhand clothing store on the near East Side. According to a police report, three men entered. One asked to see a suit of clothes and walked out without paying for it. In the commotion of the robbery, Siegel, 60, fell to the ground and died.

The police report mentions a gunshot being heard. But the coroner, the police and Siegel's wife said Siegel died of a heart attack. No one was ever arrested.

What happened next has exploded some of the longest-held beliefs about the origins of Superman and the two teenage boys, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, who invented America's best-known comic-book hero...

Read the full article by David Colton by Clicking Here.

Lifelike animation heralds new era for computer games

'Emily' will set a new precedent for photo-realistic characters in video games and films, says her creator, Image Metrics

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Snoop Dogg makes Bollywood debut

I've now almost seen it all.haha





US rapper Snoop Dogg has made his debut in a Bollywood film which is being released on Friday.



Dogg, whose real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus, sings and acts in a romantic comedy called Singh is Kinng.




Read more on BBC News by clicking HERE>

Ian D'Sa Doing His Hair

Video of Ian from Billy Talent Stylin' his hair.

The Impossible Art Of Li Wei

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WATCHMEN

If you haven't watched this trailer then you are so missing out.

Funny stuff

My Friend sent this to me the other day.


This is one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a long time. I found it on the ground in the parking space next to my car when I went back to Taco Bell to get my Mexican pizza they forgot to give me (GRRR!).



Parking Violation:
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.


I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30pm). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.


With my compliments.



LOL!!!!!!! Isn't that great?!?!?!

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Bill O'Reilly Flips Out

New Rob Zombie Movie

Rocker-turned-filmmaker Rob Zombie has released a teaser poster (see below) for his next movie as screenwriter and director, titled "Tyrannosaurus Rex". The movie is rumored to be about a semi-professional wrestler who is being pursued by a "biker gang from hell."

The film is due out on August 28, 2009 and will follow Zombie's hit 2007 remake of "Halloween". Zombie's upcoming animated film, "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto", is due out sometime this year. Rob Zombie recently issued a brief update on the progress of his next studio album. Zombie wrote online, "Well, we have for the first time ever written more songs than we need for an album. Everything isn't 100% finished, but everything is moving along great. No release date yet." Zombie's next studio effort will follow up 2006's "Educated Horses", which was his third solo CD. He also released his first concert recording, "Zombie - Live", late last year. Although he's still apparently committed to making music, Zombie recently told Metal Edge magazine that the record labels are "dinosaurs waiting to die." Rob said in a recent conference call that he's not sure what future music distribution will look like. "There's got to be something else you can do because CDs, we know that's done," he said. "That's just done. And a download is just not that exciting. There's something missing when you — you can't walk up to someone and go, 'Oh, can you autograph my download?' There's got to be something else that can then happen. I just don't know. I mean, we're certainly trying to figure out what it is, because I want to figure out something special for the next musical release, whatever it will be."



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Pro Bono Publico

I had to post this for people who keep saying, "Pro Bona" instead of "Pro Bono" when they refer to freelance work that they are doing without payment.




The term is PRO BONO!




Pro bono publico (usually shortened to pro bono) is a phrase derived from Latin meaning "for the public good." The term is sometimes used to describe professional work undertaken voluntarily and without payment as a public service. It is common in the legal profession and is increasingly seen in marketing, technology, and strategy consulting firms. Pro bono service, unlike traditional volunteerism, uses the specific skills of professionals to provide services to those who are unable to afford them.

Read it all here.

Star Wars Thriller

NEW ALKALINE TRIO SONG!!!

Funny stuff from Last Action Hero

This movie is a classic.

Flobots- Handlebars

Where the Wild Things Are the Movie!!!

Maurice Sendak's classic book comes to the big screen in an adventure tale for every generation. Where the Wild Things Are follows the adventure of Max (Max Records), a mischievous young boy who is sent to his room after rebelling against his mother (Catherine Keener). Max's imagination is free to roam, and it soon transports him to a thriving forest bordering a vast sea. Delighted, he sets sail for the land of the Wild Things, where mischief reigns and Max rules. In bringing this imaginative fantasy to life, Jonze leads a team of filmmakers incorporating the most dynamic elements of voice performance, live-action puppetry and computer animation.

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RoccoBear's Theme Song

I met her on my break. She a friend of Curt's. She's singing here, but she can act too. She totally ran from an imaginary alien. This is her first song. Forge on!

AS I LAY DYING Singer's AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE

AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE, the side project of AS I LAY DYING singer Tim Lambesis, will release its debut album, "Total Brutal", on July 22 via Metal Blade Records.


According to Lambesis, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is "a tribute to the great Arnold [former actor and current California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger] movies. It is a band fronted by Ahhnold with music I wrote and recorded in my free time. But, most importantly, I had so much fun!"


He added, "Whenever a new band comes out I often hear it said, 'that's exactly what you'd expect from a heavy band.' I beg to differ. AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.


* A continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to
* The obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to
* Classic sing alongs we to pile up and sing along with
* A guitar solo in every song


"And yes... I would never leave out the obvious key component. Cliché vocals that sound really angry! None of this scary screaming with makeup or goofy lows that we can all make under our breath.


"Lastly, let move onto lyrical content. I heard plenty of metal bands steal lyrics from angry fourth graders that hate going to church or don't want to clean their rooms. Now it's time to steal lyrics from the great minds of Hollywood screen writers that at least made it to sixth grade. Don't miss listening to the hit track 'Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers'.


"Bottom line, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet governor Arnold would approve of."


"Total Brutal" will feature the following tracks:


* "Hello California"

* "Get To The Choppa" (featuring a guitar solo by Jason Suecof)

* "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers" (featuring a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald)

* "All Of The Songs Sound The Same"

* "I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (featuring a guitar solo by Dan Fitzgerald)

* "Come With Me If You Want To Live" (featuring a guitar solo by Adam Dutkiewicz)

* "What It's Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice"

* "Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (featuring a guitar solo by Nick Hipa)

* "You Have Just Been Erased" (featuring a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald)

* "Broo-Tall Song Idea"

* "Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero" (featuring a guitar solo by Eyal Levi & Emil Werstler)

* "So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It"

* "Screw You (Benny)" (featuring a guitar solo by Jason Suecof)

* "Why?"

* "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (featuring a guitar solo by Jason Barnes)

* "It's Not A Tumor" (featuring a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald)

* "Not So Hidden Track"




article from blabbermouth.net

Heaviest song I've heard in a long time

Some comments made about this video:


Petey J: the breakdown snaps my neck


Jarhead413: Jesus Christ!


Hometalguy: That video can kill Japanese children.

This will make you laugh

The Zen of Sarcasm

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.


2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.


3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.


10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.


12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.


14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.


16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.


17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.


20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


21 Never miss a good chance to shut up.


22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

New Batman Trailer

Shows Harvey Dent getting scarred.



New Trailer can be viewed HERE

Matthew Vaughn Slated to Direct Thor Film

Thor's mystic hammer Mjolnir manipulates ferocious winds, boisterous bolts and pelting rain. And Marvel Studios has decided to grant mighty Mjolnir to Matthew Vaughn, red-hot director of "Stardust" and "Layer Cake."


After nearly linking up for X-MEN: THE LAST STAND, Marvel and Vaughn have struck a powerful accord to bring Thor and his expansive mythos to the big screen. As a director, Vaughn's films have been incredibly well-received. Both the gritty, underworld-flavored favorite "Layer Cake" and his latest effort "Stardust" have been praised by critics and fans alike. After seeing his latest effort, Premiere Magazine described the director by saying, "he can shift so smoothly between goofy and gruesome that you don't feel a thing that he doesn't want you to." His talent for meshing action, grit, fantasy and comedy is sure to play well with the God of Thunder.


Don't think that his résumé only includes these two movies, though. With producer credits for Guy Ritchie's opuses "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch," "Thor" is guaranteed to be a unique look at Lord Odin's favorite son. Onboard the Viking ship is writer Mark Protosevich, late of "Poseidon" and "The Cell." Story details are still under lock and key at the moment, but expect a fresh—yet faithful—approach to Thor's story.


Article from Marvel.com

The Spirit

New Batman Posters

Funny as Hell!!!

F-111 Fighter hits pelican

Nothing Good: What Happens When You Fly An F-111 Fighter Into A Pelican At 340 MPH








This F-111 hit a pelican in New South Wales, Australia while doing over 340 MPH. As you can see, it's not looking so hot. "The plane was flying at around 3,000 feet during a test bombing raid when a pelican collided with the fiberglass nosecone and was then sucked into one of the engines." Even with a hole in a wing and an engine failure, the pilots were still able to safely land the aircraft. No word on how the pelican is doing, but if I had to guess I'd say seriously fucking not good.




Article from Geekologie

Also just posted on Comingsoon.net

G.I. Joe

Release Date: August 7, 2009
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Director: Stephen Sommers
Screenwriter: Stuart Beattie
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Ray Park, Rachel Nichols, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Said Taghmaoui, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Arnold Vosloo, Christopher Eccleston




Genre: Action, Adventure
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: Not Available
Review: Not Available
DVD Review: Not Available
DVD: Not Available
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Plot Summary: The movie will be a modern telling of the "G.I. Joe vs. Cobra" storyline and its compelling characters that Hasbro created 25 years ago. The premise of this fantasy is the story of the G.I. Joe team, led by Duke, and their "fight for freedom wherever there is trouble" against the evil Cobra Commander and his Cobra force. This storyline was an instant hit with kids in the early 1980s, spawning a highly popular 3-3/4-inch action figure line, comic book collection and animated series. The G.I. Joe team will not be based in Brussels. Instead, they will be based out of the "Pit" as they were throughout the 1980s comic book series. And, in keeping with the G.I. Joe vs. Cobra fantasy, the movie will feature characters and locations from around the world. Duke, the lead character and head of the G.I. Joe team, will embody the values of bravery and heroism that the first generation of G.I. Joe figures established.



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First look at Rachel Nichols (P2, "Alias") as Shana "Scarlett" O'Hara

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First 2 Photos of G.I. Joe's Snake Eyes!
Source: Paramount Pictures, USA Today
March 21, 2008





Paramount Pictures has released the first two photos of Ray Park as Snake Eyes in the Stephen Sommers-directed G.I. Joe, coming to theaters on August 7, 2009.





"He's the world's greatest ninja, but he's also next-generation. He's not afraid to use a sword one second, and a split-second later he's pulling out his Glock," Sommers told USA Today. "His chief nemesis is arguably the world's other great ninja, Storm Shadow. The two grew up together, were blood brothers and now are mortal enemies."





Sommers stressed that the movie is an origins story, so his challenge is to explain why the bad guy wears a metal mask, why Snake Eyes doesn't talk and other strange things kids took for granted. "For people who know nothing about it, it'll make sense," Sommers said. "And to people who love this stuff, it'll show where they all came from."





Adapted by Stuart Beattie, the action-adventure also stars Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Said Taghmaoui, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Arnold Vosloo and Christopher Eccleston.

The Incredible Hulk is coming

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Funny Survey Results

Last week I sent out a survey for kicks. Joe decided to dedicate his answers to HALO. This is so awesome!




1) Something you might find under the seat of a WARTHOG:
box of plasma grenades




2) Excuse someone might give to get out of work:
too tired from playing halo....oops




3) A reason a couple would want to get married:
so they don't call during halo and its easier to just yell: "be there in a minute." then to answer the phone.




4) Something you would find in a bathroom:
halo players guide




5) A phrase with the word "show" in it:
"snipe me? oh ill show you"




6) Something you would buy in a hurry:
rocket launcher while you are being chased down the street by a guy with a shotgun




7) Another word for sex:
halo




8) Something a person would prefer to have hot:
halo juice....what?!




9) A reason a person might break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend:
after them making repeated requests to talk to you and for each you respond "be there in a minute" they come down and stand in front of the tv causing you to miss an overkill




10) Something you have to sit down to do:
get ass whooped playing halo




11) Why an older woman would prefer a younger man:
cause they are better at halo.. duh




12) A reason you would wear a helmet:
getting in a Warthog when Allen is driving




13) A reason a person would use a computer:
www.bungie.net stats




14) A reason a person would go to a doctor:
to get their eyelids glued open so that endless hours of halo can be played




15) Something you would find at a bar:
box of plasma grenades???? no... damn





16) What a woman might buy before a date:
halo.... give that to the man they are gonna meet up with ... oh yeah.





17) Something that requires batteries:
Spartan armor





18) Reason to stop doing this questionnaire:
Halo

Xbox Live. Finally.

Click the image to see my current stats on Halo 3.

Interesting question and answer

Question: Where does the phrase "I'm on cloud 9" originate from?


Answer: Clouds are divided into classes and types depending on their shape and height. Cloud 9 is cumulonimbus, which is the tallest a cloud can be.

New Iron Man Pics

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Top Ten List

First Read the article below.



Click here to read article


Then this list will make more sense.



Top Ten List

The Boondock Saints 2 gets a Greenlight?!

According to Slashfilm.com Boondock Saints 2 is going into production. Click image below to read the full article and watch the video from Troy Duffy the Director of the original.

Pete and I Have No Luck With Our Guitars

As you all know I ordered a Guitar that was lost in limbo for 2 weeks.
This is mine.






Pete ordered a new guitar.
He ask for this



and he got this



I kid you not. What's that you say? There's no such thing as bad luck. See above.


The idiots who messed up are Sweetwater. They are giving him back his shipping cost and overnighting the Guitar since it never left.

Torture People Productions

Keep your eyes open for this new Production House. I'm working on the Website for it. GO ME!

New Incredible Hulk Movie

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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.


Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.


Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze the situation.


If they are counting the bricks, put them in accounting.


If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.


If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.


If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.


If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in security.


If they are branding them, put them in marketing


If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.


If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

Message of the Day

if even one person complains attention should be paid


more than one, look deeper


go to the source


with a mace


(swings)


CLANG!

Solid Snake copied Terminator Kyle Reese

This is an image showing Solid Snake and Kyle Reese.


According to IMDB Terminator was released in 1984. LINK



According to Wikipedia Metal Gear was released in 1987. LINK

Today's Fortune

Fortune:
Good health is a man's greatest wealth.




Reaction:
Good health don't pay the piper bitches!

Funniest Thing I've Seen Today

Alternative Ending to I AM LEGEND

This ending in my opinion would have been so much better.
It's live now on FirstShowing.net.
Anyone who has seen this movie MUST watch this ending.
Enjoy.


Click image to view ending.

MAX NEPTUNE IS LIVE!!!

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A Moment of Silence Please

Gary Gygax, Dungeons & Dragons creator, dies...


Read the whole article HERE

It's National Procrastination Week

Kick back and put off until next week everything that you should do this week.



Saturday turn your clocks one hour ahead. Spring forward.