My Friend sent this to me the other day.
This is one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a long time. I found it on the ground in the parking space next to my car when I went back to Taco Bell to get my Mexican pizza they forgot to give me (GRRR!).
Parking Violation:
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30pm). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
With my compliments.
LOL!!!!!!! Isn't that great?!?!?!
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