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Knight Rider Clip

This is the first look at the new Knight Rider.

OZ biffs it

we actually planned an attack on an imaginary place

Allen: id prolly get up like the scarecrow
BOING!

Allen: (starts dancing like the scarecrow)
I could while away the hours
conferin' with the flowers
while my thoughts are busy hatching if i only had a brain
lol

Pete: i meant the batman scarecrow
but keep on dancing ya fruit

Allen: lol

Pete: (watches allen dance)

Allen: my head a full of stuffing

Pete: (eats popcorn)
lol
yay

Allen: my heart all full of pain
i would dance and be merry
(heel kick) life would be something

Pete: (blasts tin man with HEAT round)

Allen: if i only had a brain
HAHA
WHOA
WHY!

Pete: damn straight

Pete:that was for messing up the lyrics

Allen: he was gonna die from lead poisoning anyhow

Pete: HighExplosiveAntiTank
BOOYA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
clang clank

Allen: hah
need to watch that
lol

Pete: lmao
would be a good diorama too
have them all dancing and singing, and an M1 abrams taking aim on the tin man

Allen: lol
Haha

Pete:
BLAM

Allen: haha

Pete: poor tin man
he was smuggling arms though
gunpowder and C4 in his belly tank

Allen: lol
(kills cowardly lion with spoon)

Pete: dude

Allen: (makes Hercules style coat outta skin and fur)
(places head over my head looks out through jaw)

Pete: nice
now who's cowardly
(kicks coat)

Allen: not me
he's dead
HEY
im in it dammit

Pete: lol
Sorry

Allen: (slap upside head)
Lol

Pete: (punches dorothy)

Allen: (jedi mind tricks Dorothy into killing toto and eating him)

Pete: (shovels wreckage of tin man, throws in smelter, melts into giant crowbar)

Pete: (beats dorothy with crowbar)

Allen: HAHA
WOW

Allen: (kicks toto off yellow brick road)

Allen: you punched her
she was alive
but now
eh

Pete: (flies)

Allen: hmm

Pete: (challenges wizard)
(torches emerald city)
(blood runs in the streets)
(Oz tries to escape in balloon)
(pete watches, eats apple)

Allen:
(wizard is a regular schmo so he dies under our gauntlet)
(jumps up)
(catches balloon)(tosses oz out)
get him

Pete: (finishes apple, aims stinger missile)

Allen: (flying purple monkeys devour him)

Pete: nah, the stinger woulda taken him out
no need for the monkeys

Allen: they need to eat man

Pete:
see? it's me and you
tag team
(high five)

Allen: (sonic high five)
lol
im like "kill oz"

Allen: (kills the good witch with my mace)
(tells the wicked witch she can live in that house)(points to it)(witch goes in thanking us the whole way)
(house explodes)
(shrug) i changed my mind
Muhaha

Pete: wow
poor witch
i woulda hit glinda
show her my magic wand

Allen: haha

Pete: and then the bad witch, to make her less witchy

Allen: in wicked they make her look all hot
but i know what i saw

Pete: (roundhouse broom swing to face)

Allen: so we've only left the munchkins and a scarecrow alive (burns scarecrow)

Pete: lol

Allen: just munchkins
Lol

Pete: now for the munchkins

Allen: flying monkeys?

Pete:
My will be done.

Allen: HAHAH

Pete: (takes glasses off)

Allen: LOL
(lifts goggles)
Wow

Pete: lmfao

Allen: (whistles)
(takes a picture)

Pete: we're a regime man

Allen: ok
lol
haha

Basic Truths About 24's Jack Bauer

- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

- If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.

- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

- In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

- What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

- Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f***ing dead."

- Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

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Great Blog on has beens

From Jack Angeles to Tina Yothers this blog is set up to give you information to what happened to those childhood stars we used to watch. It's interesting to see the direction some of these people went.

Washed up Celebrities

"Chinese Democracy": Is It All Over But The Marketing Plan?

There are 50 Tuesdays left in 2008, which means that there are 50 more chances for all of us to wonder if Chinese Democracy will really, finally be released at some time prior to the impending apocalypse. The latest rumor regarding this years-in-the-making album: It's done! But Axl Rose and his label don't quite see eye-to-eye on how the album will be marketed, which is leading to further delays. What could the disagreement have stemmed from?

The label's ideas probably went something like this:
• Billboards reading "You know you're curious. CHINESE DEMOCRACY." in 300-point type.
• Lil Wayne remixes of every song on the album to get the "blogger crowd" interested.
• Handing out postcards at Velvet Revolver shows.
• Commemorative dolphin shows at Sea World.

But Axl probably balked at those (even the dolphin one!)--in favor of a genius brainstorm of his own:

Axl: "I need two million dollars for the first video."

Record exec: "No."

But still! 50 Tuesdays left! There's still time, right?

Also this:

(antiMusic) The latest rumor swirling around Guns N' Roses is that the long over-due "Chinese Democracy" is complete and with the label but a new battle has emerged that is causing further delay.

We don't know how much stock to put into third or fourth generation rumors, but the word on the street is that Axl has turned in the CD to Geffen at long last but no release date is in sight because Axl and the label can not agree on the marketing of the album.

Are we closer to Chinese Democracy? We have no idea but we are hopeful. We have yet to hear back with the official denials or "no comment" from the GNR or Geffen camp but we'll keep you posted on what we hear officially or hearsay. Again this is all but rumor at this point , besides rumors are more fun than official news anyway.

SPEED!!!

Warner Bros. Pictures' Speed Racer, written and directed by the Wachowski brothers ("The Matrix" trilogy).

About the effects, producer Joel Silver says they "are beyond belief. We called it 'car fu,' because it was like kung fu with the cars. We couldn't have made this movie until right now."

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KITT Is The Shelby GT500KR Mustang

These are images of the new KITT for the new Knight Rider series.

All images are from Jalopnik.com

Dave Grohl's Principles of a Happy, Successful Life

By Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl is 38 going on 15. He loves four-letter words, drinking, and volume knobs. And he's the classiest rock star alive. There's zero attitude to suggest he's also one of two men left on the planet who knows what it was to have been in Nirvana. And his second band hasn't done too bad, either. The Foo Fighters' glorious balance of bombast and melody has never seemed sharper than on their new Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace. Therein lies the Tao of Dave: Do what you do for the right reasons, don't whine, and never be anything less than completely grateful for what you have. Here, his blueprint for the good life. —Andy Langer

1. Dress for the life you want.

It shouldn't be about career and ambitions. It's not rocket science. I manage this organization with no shoes on and a Mr. Bubble T-shirt with chili all over it. There's more to life than work. Your heart has to work to do what we do — to write songs and to jump onstage after you've been on the road for two years. It'll kill you if you don't.

2. Love your family like you love your guitar.

I had a revelation after meeting Neil Young and his family that you can make music forever so long as you have something outside of it to keep you inspired. The time I spend with the band is amazing and so much fun that it makes me want to puke. But the love I get from my family keeps me energized and alive enough to keep up with the music. I'd be f***ed without one or the other.

3. Moderation in all things.

I'm nearly 40. The last thing I want to do is wake up with a raging hangover and have to listen to Elmo songs with my daughter. I might be able to drink longer now; I just don't drink as often. If I get a night out with some friends and Jägermeister, it's going to be a long night, and somebody's going home with cracked ribs.

4. An audience is an audience.

To me, music was an escape from working in a furniture warehouse. It still feels like that. And at the end of the day, does it matter how many people are standing in front of you when you play a song? You're still going to play music. I'd be just as happy as I am now if I was at the sh**hole down the street playing Creedence covers for six people.

5. Try to be in two incredibly successful bands. If not, that's okay.

When I think of Nirvana, I think of Krist, Kurt, and me. I think about us driving through Canadian snowstorms in a van leaking fuel. We reek like guys working in a gas station. I think about us selling equipment for food. I don't think about number-one records. I think of it like any other band I've been in, although that was the one that touched the most people. But I don't wear it like a badge. For starters, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. And beyond that, it starts sitting like a chip on your shoulder. I was in a huge band at one point of my life and I can't believe that happened to me, but I'm not looking back.

6. Man up.

Anybody who has to focus on being real has a problem. It's like having a panic attack over how you're prone to panic attacks. Be a guy. Play music.

A New Year. A New You...As Soon As You Get Around to It

Every year you say THIS will be THE year. You make promises you can't keep. Skip the guilt and stress this year, and jump right into some realistic resolutions:

1. Relax - Get more sleep
2. Be unconditionally loved- adopt a dog
3. Love unconditionally- buy an inflatable doll
4. Control the bulge- get liposuction or stomach stapling
5. Prepare for the future- find a sugar mama or daddy
6. Learn something new- Figure out how to work the DVD player
7. Stop dreading work- quit
8. Make a Decision- Coke or Pepsi? Blond or brunette?
9. Find inner happiness- Find a good gin
10. Love yourself- tattoo your own name to your arm
11. Find daily inspiration- read your horoscope
12. Get serious- never make new year's resolutions again

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MC Hammer to start dance website

Former rap star MC Hammer is aiming for a comeback - only this Hammer time he wants to be an internet entrepreneur.

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