Friday, May 30, 2008

Funny stuff from Last Action Hero

This movie is a classic.



Flobots- Handlebars

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Where the Wild Things Are the Movie!!!




Maurice Sendak's classic book comes to the big screen in an adventure tale for every generation. Where the Wild Things Are follows the adventure of Max (Max Records), a mischievous young boy who is sent to his room after rebelling against his mother (Catherine Keener). Max's imagination is free to roam, and it soon transports him to a thriving forest bordering a vast sea. Delighted, he sets sail for the land of the Wild Things, where mischief reigns and Max rules. In bringing this imaginative fantasy to life, Jonze leads a team of filmmakers incorporating the most dynamic elements of voice performance, live-action puppetry and computer animation.

Click here to view trailer


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

RoccoBear's Theme Song

I met her on my break. She a friend of Curt's. She's singing here, but she can act too. She totally ran from an imaginary alien. This is her first song. Forge on!

Monday, May 19, 2008

AS I LAY DYING Singer's AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE

AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE, the side project of AS I LAY DYING singer Tim Lambesis, will release its debut album, "Total Brutal", on July 22 via Metal Blade Records.


According to Lambesis, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is "a tribute to the great Arnold [former actor and current California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger] movies. It is a band fronted by Ahhnold with music I wrote and recorded in my free time. But, most importantly, I had so much fun!"


He added, "Whenever a new band comes out I often hear it said, 'that's exactly what you'd expect from a heavy band.' I beg to differ. AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.


* A continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to
* The obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to
* Classic sing alongs we to pile up and sing along with
* A guitar solo in every song


"And yes... I would never leave out the obvious key component. Cliché vocals that sound really angry! None of this scary screaming with makeup or goofy lows that we can all make under our breath.


"Lastly, let move onto lyrical content. I heard plenty of metal bands steal lyrics from angry fourth graders that hate going to church or don't want to clean their rooms. Now it's time to steal lyrics from the great minds of Hollywood screen writers that at least made it to sixth grade. Don't miss listening to the hit track 'Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers'.


"Bottom line, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet governor Arnold would approve of."


"Total Brutal" will feature the following tracks:


* "Hello California"

* "Get To The Choppa" (featuring a guitar solo by Jason Suecof)

* "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers" (featuring a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald)

* "All Of The Songs Sound The Same"

* "I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (featuring a guitar solo by Dan Fitzgerald)

* "Come With Me If You Want To Live" (featuring a guitar solo by Adam Dutkiewicz)

* "What It's Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice"

* "Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (featuring a guitar solo by Nick Hipa)

* "You Have Just Been Erased" (featuring a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald)

* "Broo-Tall Song Idea"

* "Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero" (featuring a guitar solo by Eyal Levi & Emil Werstler)

* "So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It"

* "Screw You (Benny)" (featuring a guitar solo by Jason Suecof)

* "Why?"

* "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (featuring a guitar solo by Jason Barnes)

* "It's Not A Tumor" (featuring a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald)

* "Not So Hidden Track"




article from blabbermouth.net

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Heaviest song I've heard in a long time




Some comments made about this video:


Petey J: the breakdown snaps my neck


Jarhead413: Jesus Christ!


Hometalguy: That video can kill Japanese children.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008

The Zen of Sarcasm

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.


2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.


3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.


10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.


12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.


14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.


16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.


17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.


18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.


20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


21 Never miss a good chance to shut up.


22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

New Batman Trailer

Shows Harvey Dent getting scarred.



New Trailer can be viewed HERE

Matthew Vaughn Slated to Direct Thor Film

Thor's mystic hammer Mjolnir manipulates ferocious winds, boisterous bolts and pelting rain. And Marvel Studios has decided to grant mighty Mjolnir to Matthew Vaughn, red-hot director of "Stardust" and "Layer Cake."


After nearly linking up for X-MEN: THE LAST STAND, Marvel and Vaughn have struck a powerful accord to bring Thor and his expansive mythos to the big screen. As a director, Vaughn's films have been incredibly well-received. Both the gritty, underworld-flavored favorite "Layer Cake" and his latest effort "Stardust" have been praised by critics and fans alike. After seeing his latest effort, Premiere Magazine described the director by saying, "he can shift so smoothly between goofy and gruesome that you don't feel a thing that he doesn't want you to." His talent for meshing action, grit, fantasy and comedy is sure to play well with the God of Thunder.


Don't think that his résumé only includes these two movies, though. With producer credits for Guy Ritchie's opuses "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch," "Thor" is guaranteed to be a unique look at Lord Odin's favorite son. Onboard the Viking ship is writer Mark Protosevich, late of "Poseidon" and "The Cell." Story details are still under lock and key at the moment, but expect a fresh—yet faithful—approach to Thor's story.


Article from Marvel.com